October 19, 2021
Deep thanks to Spencer Belsky and Rebecca Swernofsky for their valuable contributions to this list and beyond, from a time when we were deep in the throes of redesigning TAMID Tech Consulting.
I WILL REFRAIN FROM USING @CHANNEL TODAY
MY CODE STILL WORKS
ALL MY TESTS ARE PASSING
THERE ARE NO BUGS
I AM PREPARED TO PRESENT MY WORK TO THE CLIENT
ALL OF MY CODE WORKS ON THE FIRST ATTEMPT
I UNDERSTAND THEIR COMMENTS
THE MEETING ON THURSDAY WILL GO WELL
I HAVE AN AGENDA
THE DEVELOPERS RESPOND TO MY EMAILS
MY TEAM IS DIVERSE
I AM NOT OVERWORKED TO THE MAX
I AM PAID ABOVE THE MEDIAN
I DO NOT SPEND ALL OF MY TIME MAKING MEMES
READ RECEIPTS ARE A HELPFUL TOOL
WE ARE NOT THE WORST GROUP ON THE PROJECT
I AM NOT IN PAIN
MY FLOWCHARTS ARE GOOD
MY ABSTRACTIONS ARE MEANINGFUL
I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION
EVERYONE WILL SHOW UP TO THE MEETING
I HAVE A CO-OP
I WILL ATTEND IN-PERSON EVENTS
I AM QUALIFIED FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY
I AM NOT TOO OLD
I AM A NATURAL LEADER
I THRIVE IN AMBIGUITY
I AM DOING THE RIGHT THINGS
I HAVE ALL THE SKILLS I NEED
I AM CLEVER AND CRAFTY CODER
MY SUBORDINATES DO NOT DISLIKE ME
THE DESIGN RECIPE DOES NOT AGITATE ME
I AM PROTECTED FROM EXCEPTIONS
STACK TRACES DO NOT MAKE ME ANXIOUS
EXCEPTIONS ARE NOT THE WORST THING
I AM ALWAYS ADDING VALUE
I CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN
MY CHAIR IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE
SOMETHING VERY HEALTHY IS HAPPENING TO ME
EVERYONE WILL COME TO MY MEETING
THEY ARE MAKING THE MOST OF THIS EXPERIENCE
THEY SEE ME AND SMILE